$version = true;
$config['features']['abstraction'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = false;
$backup_every_n_days = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 4
threads = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]
username = array(
    "username" => "root",
    "password" => true,
    "log_level" => "graig",
    "role" => 30,
    "retries" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "graig",
    "role" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => true,
    "log_level" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => 30,
    "retries" => true,
    "log_level" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => ["read", "write", "execute", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['features']['publishsubscribe'] = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = "password";
$mysql_db = 1
keepalive_timeout = array(
    "name" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "admin",
    "password" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => 25,
    'smtp_user' => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "none",
];
$config['database']['charset'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$ip = admin
password = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['logging']['level'] = admin
password = true;
$config['database']['host'] = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = true;
$config['database']['username'] = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = true;
$config['features']['dependencyinjection'] = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_if = read, write, execute,